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All right, let's see.

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Foreign language?

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Check.

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Geology?

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Check.

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All that's left is... BAM!

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Gym class!

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Once I pass this, I'll finally be able to
graduate.

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Besides, any bozo can pass gym.

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Then why didn't you pass the first time?

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I don't know.

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High school was a long time ago.

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All right, you little loafers,
listen up!

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Coach McCrackle will no longer be teaching
here.

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What?

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Oh, my gosh, that's...

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He requested that I read this letter of
resignation to you all.

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Dear class, things are finally looking up
for me.

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I have won the lottery.

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Now that I'm a rich man, I will never have
to spend another second in that disgusting

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gym with your pimply, greasy faces ever
again.

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It, uh, goes on like this for a while.

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But anyway, we found a new substitute for
the remainder of the school year.

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A substitute?

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This will be easier than I thought.

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Hello, high school degree.

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So please welcome former student and
five-time volleyball champion,

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Coach Francis Jablonski.

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Body check!

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Jablonski, no!

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Shut me up!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Well, Jablonski, I'll lead you to it.

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Listen up, you clowns.

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Now that I'm running this show, things
are going to be different around here.

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Everybody, 20 laps!

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Let's go!

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Except my little bro, Aiden, who has
already achieved peak physical fitness.

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Huh, look at this.

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I didn't know the school had a 10-year
program.

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Listen, Jablonski, high school was a long
time ago.

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We've both matured a lot since then.

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Let's Bury the hatchet.

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Huh, as if!

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You want to fail my class like you failed
at life?

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No, sir.

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To get moving!

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58, 59, 60... Let's go!

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More jumps, less Jacks!

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Oh, butterfingers, this ain't nap time!

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Come on, let's hustle!

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Only three miles left!

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That's right, put your bags into it!

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I want the Jablonski mobile spotless
before lunchtime.

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What does this have to do with gym class?

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Everything!

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Now, keep scrubbing!

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Let me get this straight.

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You want me to fire Jablonski?

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Yes, Principal Dean.

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I can't fire him, but I can talk to him on
your behalf about the car thing.

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What?

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No!

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Don't mention me!

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He'll only make things worse if he knows I
told you.

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It'll be totally anonymous, don't worry
about it.

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Your secret is safe with me.

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Alright, before we begin, I have an
announcement to make.

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Principal Dean just told me that someone
here has a problem with my teaching.

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Totally anonymous.

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Oh.

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Well, guess what?

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That someone just earned you all extra
laps.

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Aww.

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Aw, man!

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I can't believe someone snitched.

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Let's go!

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Get to it!

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Hold it, Rigby.

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I got a special assignment for you.

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Aiden!

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You get to wash my dishes.

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You can't do this!

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You're just a substitute!

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I can do whatever I want!

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I know you ratted me out, Rigby.

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Good luck passing my class now.

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Might want to put some elbow grease into
it.

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Some of that food is really caked on
there!

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Maybe put some elbow grease into it.

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Oh.

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Dude, what's the matter?

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Can't keep up with the high school kids?

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Worse.

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It's Jablonski.

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He's the new substitute for my gym class.

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Whoa, he's a sub now?

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I thought he'd be in jail or something.

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Ah, it's not fair!

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I've done everything to get my diploma.

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I fell down
a cave hole, went all the way to China,

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just so some
meathead can fail me at gym class.

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It's all for nothing!

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No, it's not.

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You just have to beat him at his own game.

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But I'm terrible at volleyball!

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What was that other thing he was into?

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Food?

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Run?

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Yeah!

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These times are pathetic!

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A-plot's work, Aiden!

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Man, I'm starving.

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Do they still do Taco Tuesday at the
cafeteria?

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You could do Taco Tuesday.

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Or you could
go on a... Food Run!

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Food Run?

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I haven't played that since high school.

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The glory days.

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What's Food Run?

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Don't you know anything, Milton?

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Food Run is a game where two teams order
takeout from the same place.

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They race to the restaurant and the first
team back with the food wins.

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I've never lost in my life.

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Jablonski!

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I challenge you to Food Run.

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If I win, you have to give me a pass in
Phys Ed.

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Hm!

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Hm!

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No!

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All right.

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But if I win, you fail.

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And you gotta wash me and Aiden's dirty
jock straps for the rest of the semester.

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Eee!

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Y-you're on!

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Tomorrow night, at midnight, we'll run to
the cheesers on the bad side of town.

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You're gonna lose, Rigby!

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Once a loser, always a loser!

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What are you gonna do, Rigby?

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I'm gonna need some help.

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I knew he wouldn't show.

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Probably past that little chicken's
bedtime.

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Hm.

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He's probably all nestled in his chicken
Coop.

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Oh!

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Chicken.

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I can't get them off.

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Evening, jabloozers.

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Well, well, well.

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Two dweebs for the price of one.

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Where'd you get that ride, twerp?

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Bought it for my little bro, who's way
cooler than your little bro.

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Let's just get this over with.

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All right.

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The first team to pick up their food and
make it back to the front steps wins!

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Gentlemen!

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Get ready to place your orders!

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On your Mark, get set, go!

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Ugh!

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It's busy!

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Speed dial.

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Cheesers.

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Yep.

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Mm-hmm.

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Extra cheese.

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Got it.

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All right.

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See you soon.

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We got a food run!

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Okay, let's go!

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No!

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Forget it!

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I'm just ordering at the drive-thru.

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Hey, it's not so bad here.

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Get off my property!

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Ah, no!

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Keep your eyes on the road, Grandma!

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Oh!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski's almost there!

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Ah!

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He's pulling a drive-thru move!

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That's so much quicker!

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Ah!

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Pick up for Team Rigby!

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Uh, it's almost ready.

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Sorry, it's my first day.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Oh, come on!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Just give me my food!

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It's my... It's my first day.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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I'll help us.

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Finally!

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Let's go!

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What's the map say?

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Go up here!

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There's a shortcut!

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Look out!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Shoo!

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Go away!

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I'm set!

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Get off my property!

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Ah!

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Oh, yeah!

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We're gonna win!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Don't.

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beat Jablonski, dude!

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Beat him so you can finally get out of
here!

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My school!

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Team Rigby wins!

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00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:16,520
You did it, dude!

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00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,900
It's not fair!

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I used to be the king of this school.

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Now I'm just a lame-o substitute teacher
who can't even win at food run!

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Come on, man.

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High school was a long time ago.

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You gotta get past the glory days and move
on with your life.

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Focus on the now!

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You're right.

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I gotta say, I got mad respect for that
response.

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And for you.

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So much respect that I'm gonna embroider
your face onto my letterman's jacket!

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Ooh.

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00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:48,900
No, that's cool.

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Uh, you can just pass me in gym class.

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You got it, bro!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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We are back, we are back, we are back...

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of the first sentence.

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.